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Random Ramblings

2011
09.03

Because we all need a dose of silly conversations we’ve overheard…or engaged in.

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Go Go Gadget, Ramblings!

text1: I’m off
text2: yaya
text2: tata
text1: tee hee.  that was silly.
text1: you just sang lady marmalade

 

“You know, a person who reluctantly goes into medicine has the capacity to kill people.”
“Yeah, but I could also go to jail.”
“Exactly.  So don’t go to med school.”

 

“You want to put zinc oxide on your nose too, honey.  You don’t want to catch sun…cancer.”

 

text1: im doing props for the worst show possible. its a neil simon comedy where the main character throws EVERY PROP around until it BREAKS. yesterday he shattered the wastebasket. and i only sighed.
text1: *shrug* what can i do.
text2: make new props.
text2: make them out of combs

 

Facebook newsfeed:
“Mollie Sperduto added, ‘I’m a prepubescent boy at heart’ to her favorite TV shows, 10:42AM”

 

“It’s worse for girls because, well, they can’t pee on the side of the road.”
“Says you!  Why else do you think I wear skirts all the time?”

 

text1: it’ll make you want to stop everything and find him and fuck the shit out of him
text1: …gently

 

“You need to hook up with a girl so that I can watch it and take pictures.”
“Sorry, don’t think that’s gonna happen for you.”
“That’s ok.  I have Photoshop.”

 

text1: sorry, my mom just spilled catfood and I was helping her clean it up
text1: Not only am I going to avoid asking her what she’s doing up at 2 in the morning, but I’m also going to avoid asking her what the hell she’s doing with catfood.

 

One Response to “Random Ramblings”

  1. […] I made two posts back in the day titled “Random Ramblings.”  You can find them here and here.   Basically, they’re pages of overheard quotes, both spoken as well as via any […]

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