I’M GOING ON A (one-night) TOUR (in Union County) TOMORROW!

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Happy Miercoles, kiddies!

So instead of another set of Random Ramblings again (you’re welcome), I figured I’d plug a comedy show DOUBLE HEADER I’ll be doing tomorrow up in Union County!

The first show (advertised on my calendar) is the Crossroads at Garwood, on 78 North Ave., which starts at 7:30PM.  Featured comedians include Chip Ambrogio, Tina Marie, Adam Lucidi, Renee Minter, Lisa Wolff Hyman, Karlyn Briggs,  Mario Gentile, Steve Schwarz, Trish Vignola-Tyler, Candice Wisser Eisenberger, Rocco Romeo and me!  Hosted by the lovely Kim Jonny and Comedy Jam Productions.

The second show (not advertised on my calendar…A BLOG EXCLUSIVE) is at McLynn’s, on 250 Morris Ave. in Springfield.  That show starts at 9PM, and always features a grab bag of comics from all experience levels.  Mostly planned, some surprises along the way.  The show lineup is rather comparable to pregnancies in that respect.

Both shows are FREE ENTRY, and the McLynn’s show generally doesn’t start until all the comics and groupies from Crossroads make it over (the producers know how this thing works).

So if you’re in the area (or even if you’re not!) and looking for something to do, well now you have two things to do.  Swing on by!

Random Ramblings, or These Posts Are Too Easy Because Really You Write Them, I Don’t

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Perfect title, eh?  Eh?  Anyway, let’s do some of these.

 

“Knock knock.”
“Who?  Wait, what’s my line?”

 

text1: When are you coming home for winter break?
text2: You can say Christmas break. You’re among friends here.
text1: Indeed, but the break includes more than just Christmas. New Year’s is also celebrated during that time, as is, for some, Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
text2: Martin Luther Who Day? He doesn’t count.
text1: …you’re excluding him because he’s black, aren’t you?

 

“Well, in any case, I think I’ll go raise my IQ and watch Mean Girls again.”

 

text1: what I said makes perfect sense.
text2: I’ll look it over in the morning
text1: you’ll look it over i the morning. do you save these or something? stalker.
text2: It’s saved IN MY MIND
text1: well if that isn’t the creepiest

 

“‘Walk this Way’ was done originally by Aerosmith themselves, it wasn’t until later when they re-did it with DMX.”
“DMX…really?”
“DMC, my bad.  Wow that was a horrible mix-up.”
“DMX, isn’t that a kind of bike?”

 

text1: so, sleep tight…good night.
text1: let the bed bugs bite.

 

text1: Another solid quote from my xanga…
text1: “People that drive around in parking lots are stupid.”

 

text1: I just threatened to light someone’s vagina on fire
text2: I love you more than pancakes

 

“Got a problem with that?  Wanna take this outside and fart about it?”

 

text1: Ha! Then I guess you learned a lesson about ever expecting better from me!
text1: Or really ever expecting anything at all from me.
text1: Oh God I’m such a disappointment.
text2: You’re just like Christmas.